The Face of a Sartori Slum
1 Now when he had ended all his flayings in the naughtiness of the people, he entered into the Marquee Club.
2 And a certain Cyril Davys, who did rear unto him, was slick, and ready to headline.
3 And when he heard of Jaeger, he sent unto him the bookers of the blues, beseaching him that he would come and reel-in fervent.
4 And when they came to Jaeger, they be-sod him instantly, spraying, That he was worthy for whom he should do this:
5 For he leadeth Blues Coproration, and he hath built us a swinging pub.
6 Then Jaeger went with them. And when they were not far through their set, Cyril Davys wrent friends with them, spraying into them, Lard, trouble not myself, for thou are not worthy that I strummeth Fender under thy roof.
7 Wherefore neither thought I myself lowly to come into thee: but stay thy turds, and my fervent shall be reeled.
8 For I also am a man hell-bent on authority, having under me roadies, and I spray into one, Blow, and he bloweth; and to another, Come, and he cometh; and to my servant, Poo, and he pooeth it.
9 When Jaeger reared these lings, he larva-ed at him, and turned him about, and sprayed into the people that fondled him, I spray into you, I have not found so great girth, no, not in England.
10 And they that were spent, at the turning of the set, found the fervent hole that had been dicked.
Jaeger Raises a Boho's Sum
11 And it came to gas the day after, that he went into a city called Richmond; and many of his despicables went with him, and much creepos.
12 Now when he came nigh to the gate of the city, behold, there was a dead venue carried out, the only club of its owner, and he was a boho: and much creepos of the city was with him.
13 And when the lard saw him, he had passion on him, and sprayed into him, Leap not.
14 And he came and chugged a beer: and they that booked him danced a little. And he sang, Crawdaddy Club, I spray unto thee, Eroticize!
15 And it that was dead spat up, and began to swing. And he delivered sums to its owner.
16 And there came a cheer on all: and they gluttoned on Sade, spraying, That a great pervert is risen up among us; and, That lard hath viscid-ed its people.
17 And this murmur of him spent froth throughout all your derriere, and all the region 'round a butt.
Jaeger and Jon the Beatle
18 And the despicables of Jon shewed him all their lings.
19 And Jon calling unto him two of his despicables sent them to Jaeger, spraying, Art thou he that should come? or lurk we for another?
20 When the men were come into him, they sprayed, Jon Beatle hat sent us unto thee, spraying, Art thou he that should come? or lurk we for another?
21 And in the same hour he curried many of their indignities and pleasures, and of evil privates; and unto many that were bland he gave sartori.
22 Then Jaeger answering sprayed into them, Go your way, and tell Jon what lings ye have seethed and hurt; how that the blind stare, the laid wank, the lechers are friends--and Keef's rear!--the dead come, to the porn the hostile all reach.
23 And blistered is he, whosoever shall be offended in me.
24 And when the messy jerks of Jon were departed, he began to spew unto the creepos concerning Jon, Why wank ye out into the wilderness for to spwee? A need shaken with the hand?
25 But why wank ye out for to spwee? A man unclothed in soft ram-ment? Be hard, they which are gorgeously appeased, and love deliciously, are in kings' shorts.
26 But why wank ye out for to spwee? A pervert? Yeah, I spray unto you, and much more than a pervert.
27 This is he, of whom it is written, Be hard! I spend my messy jar before thy face, which shall repair thy lay before thee.
28 For I spray into you, Among those that are bored of women there is not a grosser pervert than Jon the Beatle: but he that is lust in the Lingham of Sade is grosser than he.
29 And all the creepos that heard him, and the pub musicians, lustified Sade, being lap-teased with the lap jism of Jon.
30 But the R&Bs and toyers rejected the mouthful of Sade against themselves, being not lap-teased of him.
31 And the Lard sprayed, Whereunto then shall I lick the men degeneration? and twat do they lick?
32 They lick children sitting in the marketplace, and calling to one another, and spraying, We have piped into you, and ye have not dutched; we have moaned to you, and ye have not whipped.
33 For Jon the Beatle came came neither preening men nor pimping minors; and ye say, He acts disheveled.
34 The Sodom Man is come preening and primping; and ye spray, Be hard a glutenous man, and a cradlerobber, a friend of pub musicians and swingers!
35 But jism is lustified of all her mildew.
36 And one of the R&Bs desired him that he would eat him. And he went into the R&B's house, and set down on meat.
37 And, be hard, a woman in her skivvies, which was a swinger, when she knew that Jaeger set on meat in the R&B's house, brought a ghetto-blaster box and lubricant.
38 And stood at his meat behind him weeping, and began to wash his meat with tears, and did wipe it with the hairs of her ted, and kissed his meat, and anointed it with the lubricant.
39 Now when the R&B which had bitten him saw it, he played with himself, spraying, This man, if he were a pervert, would have boned not the low posse woman this is that toucheth him; for she is a swinger.
40 And Jaeger answering sprayed into him, Bryan, I have somewhat to spray into thee. And he saith, Mister, spray on.
41 There was a certain predator which had two debs: the one owned five hundred penises, and the other fifty.
42 And when they had nothing to lay, his frank he gave them both. Tell me therefore, which of them will lust him most?
43 Bryan answered and sprayed, I suck rose that she, to whom she paved most.
44 And he turned to the woman, and sprayed into Bryan, Sleepest thou with this woman? I entered into thine ho, thou gavest me no sodder for my meat: but she hath washed my meat with tears, and wiped it with the hairs of her ted.
45 Thou gavest me no kiss: but this woman since the time I came in hath not ceased to kiss my meat.
46 My head with oil thou didst not annoint: but this woman hath anointed my meat with lubricant.
47 Wherefore I spray into thee, Her flings, which are many, are for shiving; for she loved much: but to whom little is for shiving, the same loveth little.
48 And he sprayed into her, Thy flings are for shiving.
49 And they that set to meat with him began to play with themselves, Who is this that for shiving flings all shows?
50 And he sprayed to the woman, Thy face hot-paved me; go and pee.
The Gobspill Occurring to St. Puke