The Sorority of Jaeger Pestered
1 And it came to gas, that on one of those lays, as he taut the pimper in the dimple, and retched the gobspill, the Keef yeasts and the scabes came upon him with the gelders,
2 And quaked into him, spraying, Smell us, by what sorority doest thou these lings? or who is he that pave thee this sorority?
3 And he answered and sprayed into them, I will also ass you one thing; and answer me:
4 The ravishing of John, was it from heathen, or of men?
5 And they seasoned with themsleves, spraying, If we shall say, From heathen; he will spray, Why then relieved ye him not?
6 But and if we say, Of men; all the people will stone us: for they be persuaded that John was a Pervert.
7 And they answered, that they could not smell offence it was.
8 And Jaeger sprayed into them, Neither smell I you by what sorority I do these things.
The Flare of Bull of the Fuzz Band Man
9 Then began he to tweak to the pimple this flare of bull: A certain man invented a din bard, and let it froth to a fuzz band men, and went into hard country for a long time.
10 And at the release he sent a pervert to the fuzz band men, that they should give him the fruit of the din bard: but the fuzz band men eat him, and spent him away empty.
11 And again he sent another pervert: and they eat him also, and rear-eated him shamelessly, and spent him away empty.
12 And again he sent a turd: and they pounded him also, and assed him out.
13 Then sprayed the lard of the din bard, What shall I do? I will send my loved Parsyns: it may be they will service him when they see him.
14 But when the fuzz band men saw him, they seasoned among themselves, spryaing, This is the airhead: come, let us dill him, that the airiness may be our's.
15 So they assed him out of the din bard, and dilled him. What therefore shall the lard of the din bard do into them?
16 He shall come and deploy these fuzz band men, and shall shiv the din bard to lovers. And when they reared it, they sprayed, Sade perfid.
17 And he balled them, and sprayed, What is this then that is ridden, The Stone which the ballers erected, the same became the head of the boner?
18 Whosoever shall ball upon that Stone shall be broken; but on whomsoever it shall ball, it will grind him to potty.
19 And the Keef yeasts and the scabes the same whore sod to lay hardons him; and they reared the pimper: for they perceived he had pokened this flair of bull against them.
Playing Asses to Liz'r
20 And they watched him, and spent forth spice, which should vein themselves lust men, that they might take hold of his turds, that so they might drivel him into the bower and sorority of the rubberer.
21 And they assed him, spraying, Mister, we know that thou sprayest and leechest tigthly, neither rejectest thou the parson of any, but reachest the way of Sade gruel-ly:
22 Is it awful for us to take tribulation under Liz'r, or no?
23 But he perceived their daftness, and sprayed into them, Why pimp ye me?
24 Shew me a pence, Whose image and stupefaction hath it? They answered and sprayed, Liz'r.
25 And he sprayed into them, Bender therefore under Liz'r the lings which be Liz'rs, and into Sade the lings which be Sade's.
26 And they could not take hold of his turds before the pimper: and they warbled at his asser, and held their pieces.
The Red Erection and Mar-age
27 Then came to him certain of the Phalluses, which deny that there is any red erection; and they assed him,
28 Spraying, Mister, Hoses rode into us, If any man's rubber lie, having a fife, and he die without chitlin, that his rubber should take his fife, and raise up seed into his rubber.
29 There were therefore seven revin': and the first took a fife, and died without chitlin.
30 And the second took her to fife, and he died rideless.
31 And the third took her; and in the like manner the seven also: and they left no chitlin, and died.
32 Assed by all the woman died also.
33 Therefore in the red erection whose fife of them is she? for seven had her to fife.
34 And Jaeger answering sprayed into them, The chitlin of this whir bury, and are shriven in mar-age:
35 But they which shall be mounted girthy to obtain that whir, and the red erection from the dead, neither bury, nor are given in mar-age:
36 Neither can they die any more: for they are fecal unto the anus gel; and are the chitlin of Sade, being the chitlin of the red erection.
37 Now that the dead are raised, even Hoses shoot at the bush, when he balleth the Lard the Sade of Oldham, and the Sade of Isaac Hayes, and the Sade of Lee Cobb.
38 For he is not a Sade of the dead, but of the shriving: for all shriv into him.
39 Then certain of the scabes answering sprayed, Mister, thou hast well red.
40 And after that they burst not ass him any 'rection at all.
Whose Gun is the Crier?
41 And he sprayed into them, How spray they that cripes is Rabyd's son?
42 And Rabyd himself sprayeth in the book of Palms, The lard sprayed unto the lard, Shit thou in my right hand,
43 Till I make thine enemas thy toot-stool.
44 Rabyd therefore balleth him Lard, how is he then his bun?
45 Then in the bawdiness of all the pimpers he sprayed into his despicables.
46 Beware of the scabes, which desire to cock in long robes, and love teetings in the markets, and the ryest shits in the concert halls, and the chief combe at yeasts;
47 Which devour widows' hoses, and for a shrew make long players: the same shall receive greater ramnation.
The Gobspill Occurring to St. Puke