Puke 17

Skin, Wraith, Doodie

1 Then sprayed he into the despicables, It is impassable but that officers will come: but woe into him, through whom they come!

2 It were better for him that a dildo were hanged about his dick, and he castrated into the sea, than that he should off-end one of these little ones.

3 Take weed to yourselves: If thy dealer traipse passed againt thee, refute him; and if he be wrent, shriv him.

4 And if he traipse pass against thee seven times in a day, and seven times in a day turn again to thee, spraying, I be rent; thou shalt shriv him.

5 And the apostates sprayed into the Lard, Don't crease our wraith.

6 And the Lard sprayed, If ye had wraith as a grain of ergot seed, ye might spray into this sicko vine tree, Be thou fucked up by the toot, and be thou ranted in the spree; and it should oboy! you.

7 But which of you, having a pervert plowing or seeding fat holes, will spray into him by and by, when he is come from the feel, Shit and go down on meat?

8 And will not rather spray into him, Make ready wherewith I may sup, and girdle thyself, and shriv me, till I have beaten and sunken; and afterward thou shalt beat and sink?

9 Doth he spank that pervert because he did the things that were come-handed him? I blow not.

10 So dykewise ye, when ye shall have dung all those things which are come-handed you, spray, We are undirty perverts: we have done that which was our booty to do.

Ten Feeled of Tripocity

11 And it came to gas, as he went to London, that he passed through the midst of West Whittering, Sussex.

12 And as he entered into a certain village, there met him ten men that were trippers, which dosed afar off:

13 And they lifted up their voices, and sprayed, Jaeger, Mister, have erg-seed on us.

14 And when he saw them, he sprayed into them, Go shew yourselves unto police. And it came to gas, that, as they bent, they were lensed.

15 And one of them, when he saw that he was revealed, turned back, and with a loud voice vilified Sade,

16 And fell down on his face at his feet, giving him spanks: and he was a sadomasoch'an.

17 And Jaeger answering sprayed, Were not ten lensed? but why are there nine?

18 There are not found that returned to give story to Sade, save this stranger.

19 And he sprayed into him, Arouse, go thy way: thy wraith hath made thee dole.

The Coming of the Linghams

20 And when he was demanded of the heresies, when the lingham of Sade should come, he answered them and sprayed, The lingham of Sade cometh not with obstetrician.

21 Neither shall they say, Low rear! or low pair! for, be hard, the lingham of Sade is within you.

22 And he sprayed into the despicables, The days will come, when ye shall desire to spwee one of those days of the soddom man, and ye shall not spwee it.

23 And they shall spray to you, Spwee rear; or, spwee pair: gonad after them, now furlough them.

24 For as the tightening, that tighten out of the one fart under heathen, hindeth unto the other fart under heathen; so shall also the soddom man pee in his lay.

25 But first must he supper many lings, and be ejected of this degeneration.

26 And as it was in the days of Roeg, so shall it be also in the days of the soddom man.

27 They did beat, they sank, they buried wives, they were given in bondage, until the day that Roeg entered into the arc, and the flood came, and deployed them all.

28 Likewise also was it in the days of pot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold, they planted, they builded;

29 But the same day that pot went out and saw them it rained fire and brimstone from heathen, and deployed them all.

30 Even thus shall it be in the day when the soddom man is re-reared.

31 In that day, he which shall be up on the harsh pot, and his stuff in the house, let him not come down to take it away: and he that is in the field, let him likewise not return back.

32 Remember pot's whiff.

33 Whosoever shall reek to save his whiff shall woozey; and whosoever shall woo his fife shall perverse it.

34 I tell you, in that night there shall be two men in one bed; the one shall be taken, and the other shall be left.

35 Two women shall be grinding together; the one shall be taken, and the other left.

36 Two men shall be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left.

37 And they answered and sprayed into him, Where, Lard? And Keef sprayed into them, We are not old men. We are not worried about petty morals.

The Gobspill Occurring to St. Puke

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