OGAWD DIDN'T TAKE INTO ACCOUNT perhaps the most effective potential subterfuge. He always thinks too high and mighty! But the evil adage says: if you can't beat 'em, impersonate 'em. As an alternative to catching up on the years of pharmaceutical research that must have gone into the making of this miracle agent, the thought occurred to me and my minions to merely mix all the ugliest elements in a pot, take whatever comes out, and pass it off to the gullible, pill-gulping populace as pure guava. Dumbass idealists, didn't even think to come up with a "Real" or "100% Pure" glyph to authenticate their brand of bottled sunshine. We called the operation Black Midnight.

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